The show opens with Kaylee expressing disbelief that the always-proper Simon ever uses swear words, despite his protestations that he does whenever they're "appropriate". Inara departs for an overnight meeting with a client. A noise in the infirmary brings Kaylee and Simon to find Jayne rummaging around for bandages to tape concealed weapons to his body, which Mal quickly vetoes. It seems that Jayne is concerned about enemies he made in Canton years ago.

As they arrive at the Canton factory settlement, Kaylee suggests to Mal that Simon join them on their expedition to recover some hidden loot. Mal considers that having the well-dressed Simon pose as an upper-class buyer of Canton's special ceramic-making mud is a useful strategy. Shepherd Book reassures the dismayed doctor that he will watch over his sister, claiming to have struck up a good rapport with her. Simon ineptly plays his role before the unconcerned foreman, then the crew wanders off to locate their contact. Mal comments on Jayne's absurd attire — a heavy coat with a hood and goggles during an apparently hot day. When Wash remarks that he doubts anyone will remember Jayne, Mal suddenly begs to differ, as they come upon a life-sized mud statue of Jayne. Simon utters an "appropriate" expletive.

While an alarmed Jayne fails to break his compatriots away from their admiration of the statue, Inara is meeting with the local magistrate — the man Jayne crossed years ago. The officious slave-owner has hired Inara to bed his timid son Fess, but Inara intends to give Fess a proper Companion union and politely but forcefully shoos the father out of her shuttle. She reassures the naïve Fess that he need not be like his father, only to be himself, which will make him stronger.

Book enters Serenity's common area to find River "fixing" his Bible by cutting, pasting, and marking up the pages. Her erratic patter alternates between logical analysis of its contradictions with oddly connected streams of thought. Book tries to explain that "you don't fix the Bible", but she complains that "it's broken". Then Book explains to her that even if the Bible didn't make sense to her, everything was a matter of having Faith. River is surprised, apparently never considering this before, then refuses to let go of the pages of the Bible she had torn out previously. Book lets her have them.

In a bar, the crew "enjoys" the local beer, "mudder's milk". Simon explains that it's similar to the beer that ancient Egyptian rulers fed their slaves to keep them healthy enough to work and sleepy enough at night to prevent unrest. A well-dressed gentleman arrives to tell the smugglers of complications to their job — namely, the brutal death of their middleman. The contact suggests laying low until they come up with a way to move the loot past the foreman, but a troubadour suddenly strikes a chord and sings "Jayne / The man they called Jayne". [1] Their jaws dropping, Serenity's crew listens to the entire bar singing "The Ballad of Jayne Cobb". When the song mentions money falling from the sky, a stunned Jayne realizes what happened to the missing cash he and a partner had stolen from the magistrate, and had been forced to jettison in order to escape from anti-aircraft fire.

Back on Serenity, River brings the wrecked Bible back to Book, but when he rises from his sink with his white hair untied and sprouting from his head in a wild mop, she shrieks and runs off. Zoë chuckles as Book vainly tries to encourage the frightened girl to come out of hiding.

As the crew leaves the bar, they find a huge crowd cheering for the "hero of Canton" outside. Trying to escape the crowd, Jayne runs back inside, only to find himself offered the best whiskey and accolades from all. The smuggling contact is horrified by Mal's supposed idea of "laying low", but Mal soon develops a plan around this considerable distraction. While Jayne carouses with the admiring locals, Mal goes to fetch an inebriated Kaylee, but when she pointedly observes how well she and a drunk Simon are getting along, he leaves her to her own mission. Mal heads back to Serenity with Wash and tells Zoë how this unexpected celebration of Jayne is exactly the cover they need to sneak the stolen merchandise past the foreman and his "prods". Unfortunately, the foreman has learned of Jayne's return, and reports this to the magistrate. The official then releases a man from a cramped prison box and gives him a loaded weapon. The freed prisoner's surprise is increased when he learns about Jayne's return, because he happens to be Stitch Hessian, the partner Jayne abandoned four years ago during his flight from Canton.

When Mal returns to fetch Kaylee and Simon, the befuddled doctor, who finds the engineer draped over him on a couch, tries to explain how "nothing happened" and once again manages to insult the frustrated woman. Collecting a tipsy Jayne, they head off, but Kaylee stops Simon in his tracks with her scorn. As the doctor eats breakfast alone, Stitch arrives, beats him around a bit, and drags him off as a hostage to confront Jayne.

Back in Inara's shuttle, Fess expresses disappointment in not feeling different after losing his virginity. Fess's self-discovery, however, is interrupted when he finds himself summoned to a criminal hearing for a villain who the magistrate plans to capture. As Fess describes the folk hero who stole from his father and gave to the poor, Inara mistakenly thinks Fess is describing Mal, and waxes warmly about this noble man. She receives her own shock when Fess expresses surprise that she knows the amazing Jayne Cobb.

Mal, Zoë, and Wash haul the cargo on their buggy and load it onto Serenity, while Jayne, warming to the idea of being heroic, gives a moving if not particularly literate speech before the adoring crowd. Suddenly a shot rings out and Stitch appears, dragging the doctor along. After tossing Simon aside, Stitch addresses the crowd, telling them what really happened, and how Jayne's Robin Hood-like act was just a mistake. When Stitch moves to shoot Jayne, however, a young mudder leaps in front of the "hero", blocking the shot. After Jayne kills his former partner, he runs to the mudder boy and yells at the lifeless body, unable to accept his sacrifice. He shouts to the crowd how he is no hero, that there aren't any heroes, just "people like me". When an even younger lad offers him his knife, apparently ignoring his tirade, Jayne finally knocks down the statue in disgust.

When the crew re-boards Serenity, Wash attempts to take off, but he finds the ship "land-locked" per the magistrate's order. It is quickly released, however, because Fess has decided to prove himself a man by defying his father's attempt to capture the "hero of Canton". Kaylee has a heart-to-heart talk with Simon and briefly makes him worry about his propriety after the previous night's party. Jayne broods about the mudder's selflessness and how it eats at him, but Mal oddly reassures him by pointing out that it "ain't about you, Jayne; it's about what they need".

My Review:

Possibly the funniest episode of the series, as it turns Jayne into a gorram hero!  There’s a lot of back story going on, basically he stole some cash, as you do, and his ship got hit so he had to dump the cash to stop the ship from crashing and the villagers thought he was giving it to them as a gift, so they built a statue of them, and there’s a song too, it’s laugh out loud funny to listen to and pee your knickers hysterical to watch.  The crew are there to pick up some hot goods and Jayne’s hero-worshipers may break the deal.  River’s back, and this time she gets a few scenes with the Book man, including one scary scene where he undoes his hair and lets it stand up like a cross between a cloud and an albino peacock!  Simon thinks he’s going mad being on a planet where Jayne’s being treated like a messiah, totally funny stuff.  Jayne gets all sentimental when he learns that the townies had a riot on his behalf, meanwhile Kaylee gets all warm and snugly with Simon, until he goes and opens his big mouth and all kinds of wrong words come out instead of what he probably meant.  Inara meantime has been hired to bed the local magistrate’s son, and the magistrate himself releases Jayne’s partner (arrested after Jayne pushed him out of the ship along with the cash) and given a gun to get his revenge.  River is totally freaked out about Book’s hair and who can really blame her?  The muddy townsfolk hold a day to celebrate Jayne and all he did for them, which turns out to be a short speech from Jayne and then a rather protracted windy speech from old one-eye Stitch about what really happened, however some mudmen keep the faith and one of them sacrifices himself to save Jayne from Stitch’s shotgun, allowing Jayne to throw a knife in Stitch’s neck.  I really liked how Jayne pushed the statue of himself over, it was all symbolic of the man defeating the myth and stuff like that.  Of course Jayne is all beaten up about why anyone would sacrifice their life for him, maybe one day he’ll even realise the answer.  River’s still afraid of the hair though and I think that maybe we all should be so I rate this episode a hairiffic eight out of ten.