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Bushwhacked

Transmitted 27/09/2002

As most of Serenity's crew play a chaotic kind of basketball in the cargo hold, a proximity alarm sounds. After a brief mock-panic attack, Wash heads to the bridge to find a tumbling spacecraft, and is startled by a body colliding with his view port. The rest of the crew arrive to see what's up. River hangs back just outside the bridge door, whispering to herself that it's "ghosts."

The spaceship turns out to be a short-range scow converted to a one-shot settler transport to the "Outer Planets". Book encourages the crew to lend assistance, while Jayne wants to depart, imagining that the dead spacewalker killed everyone else and went for a joywalk. Mal decides to check out the derelict; if there's no one to help, Serenity may still benefit from any abandoned supplies. No one expects the Alliance to help even if called.

When Jayne tricks the vacuum-phobic Simon into donning a spacesuit and joining the crew on the transport — which, to Simon's embarrassment, turns out to be pressurized — Mal takes advantage of his and the others' presence to send them off in teams to explore the ship, while he and Zoë head to a section that he suspects holds the real valuables. They find some valuable supplies supplies, when River comes and shows them mutilated passengers hanged in the darkness below the ceiling. As Mal sees them, he orders everyone to get to the engine room, but Jayne is hit from behind by an unseen attacker, whom Jayne shoots blindly. When Mal finds the wounded man hiding behind an air grate, Simon mocks Jayne's exaggerated description of his attacker.

As Simon treats the wild man, Mal announces that he must be the lone survivor of a "Reaver" attack. Book tries to offer some hope for the man's recovery, but Mal and Jayne suggest he hasn't a clue about the nature of Reavers. Mal says, "Reavers ain't men — or they forgot how to be", and goes on to explain how facing the nothing at the "edge of the galaxy" dehumanized them. But he allows Book and Simon to return to the transport to cut them down (with Jayne's help) and give them a modest ceremony. Mal's beneficence is actually a means to get rid of them while Kaylee tackles the removal of a Reaver booby trap that attached itself to Serenity when they docked earlier.

Once the derelict's cargo is aboard, Serenity moves to leave, only to be stopped by an Alliance cruiser. When the Feds board the Firefly-class ship, they find Mal and his six crew and passengers innocently awaiting them, the retrieved cargo plainly in sight to avoid accusations of theft. Alliance Commander Harken pointedly accuses them of harbouring two fugitives, who are nowhere in sight, but Mal denies this, subtly implying complete unawareness of the fugitives. The commander, un-fooled, orders their detainment for questioning.

As the Feds search Serenity for the Tams and smuggled cargo, and tend to the survivor, Commander Harken interviews each member of the crew individually. He deferentially questions respected Companion Inara, but plays hardball with the rest of the crew. Zoë responds tersely about her marriage to Wash, claiming that they're "private people", but Wash unwittingly undermines her by raving about his wife's many attractions. Kaylee lays into the commander's earlier quip about Serenity being a "junker" by ranting about the poor design of Alliance cruisers. Jayne simply stares silently at Harken in his turn. Book phlegmatically deflects the commander's questions. While the interviews proceed, the Feds are shown ransacking the Firefly's dining room, while just outside its window, the space suited Tams cling to Serenity's hull. Simon is clearly terrified, but River is enraptured by the experience.

Interviewing Mal, the young and ambitious Commander Harken accuses Mal of attacking the settler ship, which Mal points out is foolish considering that they rescued and treated the only survivor. But the commander reveals that the man's tongue has been split, implying that Mal had tortured him. Mal, however, sees a different meaning in this action — that the hapless survivor is becoming a Reaver himself. Harken treats Mal's tale of "darkness you can't even imagine" as poetic nonsense designed to help Mal elude prison.

As Harken prepares to confine Mal for future prosecution, his lieutenant informs him that the survivor has viciously killed the Alliance medical personnel attending to him and is at large. Mal convinces Harken that he knows where the madman will go — back into Serenity — and that Mal is his best chance of avoiding more bloodshed. Leading the commander and his Feds into the ship's dining area, Mal spots Simon and River, who have re-boarded the ship, hiding around a corner. Suddenly the survivor, bearing metal ware facial piercings ("desecrating his flesh", as Mal put it earlier), bloodily bashes one of the soldiers. As he claws at the blood-spattered Harken, Mal uses his still-cuffed hands to break the neck of the nascent Reaver.

Serenity undocks from the cruiser, ship and crew intact, but without the cargo — "couldn't let us profit… wouldn't be civilized" — and the cruiser destroys the derelict, just as Mal had originally advised.

 

MY REVIEW:

Part ghost story and part Slasher flick, this is one real shiny episode.  Things start off simple enough, a game of ball and hoop and then the ship runs a floating body over, nothing out of the ordinary so far.  The ship finds it’s come across a space-age Marie Celeste, right down to the abandoned meal, except this was no mystery, it was the evil super scary daren’t be mentioned Reavers!  There’s one survivor and Mal takes an instant dislike to him, he beats the guy up and then has doc Simon shoot him up.  They loot the ship and find a special easy to solve booby trap and just when they think they’re safe the purple bellies show up with one of their big vertical ships.  Simon and River do a spot of spacewalking, well clinging really.  River really enjoys the view, while Simon has probably turned his space suit into a portaloo!  The crew are interviewed in turn, some are quiet and some run their mouths, Jayne just glares.  Then Mal realises that the rescued guy is about to go totally Hannibal and murder everyone, he warns the purple belly captain and after a short fight he earns his freedom but their stolen goods are confiscated.  A super shiny episode, totally top briefcase; I give it nine out of ten.

 

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